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What Not To Do When You Are Doing 'IT'

WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN YOU ARE DOING ‘IT'

 

Those who are good at ‘IT' say that learning the art of ‘IT' takes time. ‘IT' is "a school from which there can be no graduation". This is so because one has to keep on learning new things and also learn what not to do in order become skilled at doing ‘IT'.

 

Therefore, if you are a novice and you want to get the knack of ‘IT' or if you are already an expert but you want to make ‘IT' sweet and saccharine, here are some things that you better ‘NOT' do, when you are doing ‘IT'

 

 1)    Do not start in your birth suit. You have got to realize by now, that the birth suit is for special occasions. Although at some point, when you are doing ‘IT' you might end up in it, it is usually more intriguing to start in something more lacy, ‘itsy-bitsy', very sexy or ‘impy-skimpy'.

 

 

(2)    Do nut rush.  Rush is so much a part of our everyday life that even when you are doing ‘IT' you may find yourselves rushing. Unless it is a ‘quickie', do not rush. Rather - explore, entertain, encourage, exhale and enjoy. The slower, the better.

 

   

(3)    Do not close your mind. No one likes to hear that you don't like this and you don't like that or you can't do this and you can't do that, especially when you are doing ‘IT'. Sure you might have your hang ups, but open your mind, even a little bit, so that you can get with the programme when you are doing ‘IT'.

 

(4)    Do not talk about trivial matters. Do not let your mind roam all over the place until you express the triviality that you are thinking about. Keep your mind fixed on what you are doing, and talk about that and nothing else. 

 

(5)    Do not pass gas. Some people say that this be free where ever you be, but this can be embarrassing for you and the person that you are doing ‘IT' with, so if you can avoid it, don't do it.    

 

(6)    Do not act like a piece of wood. Carpenters are the only persons that love to work with wood. So then, try to be flexible, wood is very hard to work with; a piece of wood is just too hard, cold, rigid and lifeless and it tend to complicate things.   

 

(7)    Do not blow your nose. If you need to blow your nose it would be better to excuse yourself rather than blowing your nose right there which may be such a turn off.

 

(8)    Do not be ungrateful.  When you feel you are satisfied, or when you are done, don't just roll over and yawn, be grateful, it is okay to say thank you; show some gratitude. This will go a long way, the next time you feel like doing  ‘IT'

 

Jacqueline Champier, MSc

Mandeville, Manchester

Jamaica

 

www.issuesoftheheart.net

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