Nail Art Brush Strokes
Nazi Yahtzee
The man of the manor and I was invited to a "Night Games" with friends this Saturday night. This is a regular event usually hosted by different friends at their various places of residence on a monthly basis.
We were not a "game night for a short time - one reason may be that at the last happy visit, one of my dearest friends and I'm almost in a knob on "Prince Charles".
I know that probably poses the question "Why only two impertinent intelligent women into a battle for sushi throw at a man who talks to plants, has ears like satellite dishes and wants to be reincarnated as a tampon Tampax? "
Well, the answer is: Pictionary.
You see, when the hourglass is turned over the burden of proof was on me to outline the delicious SAR to beat the other sad sacks who were still trying to pass Pencil these easy tasks as "air" and "Myxomatosis" (Very easy to attract the rabbits died).
As this For me, this performance was the nail in the proverbial coffin nonverbal:
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However, my friend asked to disagree. His interpretation of my brush strokes were more along the lines of:
Reasoned debate and discussion on my Pictionary prowess deteriorates quickly in an international incident, Onion French immersion in the hair, and horrible, cruel insults abound (The lipstick "liberal" still smarts ...)
In hindsight, I can understand why it is the art critic famous and why I was expelled (and told never to return to the fear of death) Grade Art Class 8.
Bottom line: I am a very bad loser.
I have been called everything the "Nazi Yahtzee" to "Go Fish Bitch." I play to win, and boy, I do not care if you're a cute little Scottish terrier, if you land on my "Mayfair" square with a hotel, I'll take your hard earned money pink and purple and you throw on the sidewalk.
God forbid, you are my partner and call 500 "six picnic" without the Ace, King, Queen, Jack, ten to two and the Joker (I'll see you outside buddy, and I know I have the guacamole dip, and am not afraid to use it)
I suppose I could put this demented, competitive spirit in me to genetics. My father, not long ago was playing Trivial Pursuit with his group of people playing regularly in his own home. When the answer to the question "What is the color of yaks milk?" Turned out to be "pink" and not "cherry", my dad jumped to his feet, emitted a howl indignantly and blood-curdling and began to run the game off veranda.
Of course, it took a while for him to realize he was not "his" colorful cake pieces which are now scattered from Labrador all the way down to Main Beach, instead of the new edition made by a friend of the mother.
While there, the secret is revealed. I am a terribly competitive type of gal!
The problem with this "win at all costs" attitude is that I have, I confess, a terrible lack of talent for many tasks.
Every time we play "Cranium," my offerings clay inevitably end up resembling something creepy and embarrassing phallic and smoothing for all my pre-game and parade, my tennis ball, nine times out of ten are found in the mouth of the man-eating Doberman on the fence.
This grim reality could not be more perfectly illustrated than when my husband and I decided to go Ten Pin Bowling on Saturday.
I love bowling. You get to throw a heavy ball at ten pins wobbly (and imagine them as clients asshole you had to deal with during the week), and you'll to drink beer! As it happens, how well I bowl, is in direct proportion to how many posts I eat.
That's how this usually happens anyway ... ..
On this particular day, we have our place, refreshments and our enthusiasm conducted more than slap a pin. It occurred to me suddenly that the people around me were rather short.
Short, strong, and covered with chocolate cake.
We arrived in mid-game Johnnies 8th birthday. There were at least 50 children aged between two and ten adrenaline running high powered sugar.
This will not stop us too. We started, I smiled and gently (if not a little condescending) to a mother next to us which is encouraging its 7 years old little princess pink rolling the ball.
"Leave it to professionals, Cindy Brady" I said.
Five beers and seven frames later, with a score cringingly sick of twelve, I turned my head to Pollyanna side.
Kylie: 12
Little Miss Sunshine: 59
What the ..????????????
His mother sashayed over to me and purred in my ear: "It's a natural is not it?" she exclaimed, "I think she has an extraordinary balance between the spin on the balls!"
I smiled and declined to comment on how his amazing talent for girls balls balance has been a necessity for its future bright career in the big bowls ... or perhaps with Qantas.
That was enough for me. I grabbed my beer, dignity, and her husband (medium throw) and went out.
Losing a close game of backgammon or even "operation" was one thing.
Being beaten by Dakota Fanning, drugged on the Jelly Belly jelly beans-was simply too much for this poor little ego.
So back to our next "Game Night" this weekend - I am very enthusiastic about it.
Our hosts will be serving good wine and interesting cuisine of the African countries of Eritrea, before attending the highly anticipated "Scattergories" competition.
Food Eritrea is an eclectic mix of meat and vegetables that you eat with your hands.
Dining Sharp utensils unnecessary.
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